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Offline savage republic

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Γαμάτο!
edit: ---> go to: http://www.humanupgrades.com/

then click "products" and then "lust". Each one of the following words has something to say!
« Last Edit: February 14, 2007, 16:06:14 by egoist »

Offline arwstos

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θα υπερνικησουμε και τους καινουριους
αλγοριθμους της Google;

σημερα ειμαστε στην 5η θεση της λεξης ΘΡΗΣΚΕΙΑ !!!

http://www.google.gr/search?hl=el&rls=DVXA%2CDVXA%3A2005-21%2CDVXA%3Aen&q=%CE%98%CE%A1%CE%97%CE%A3%CE%9A%CE%95%CE%99%CE%91&btnG=%CE%91%CE%BD%CE%B1%CE%B6%CE%AE%CF%84%CE%B7%CF%83%CE%B7&meta=
ΡΥΘΜΙΣΗ ΤΩΝ ΧΡΕΩΝ ΕΔΩ ΚΑΙ ΤΩΡΑ

Offline tsag

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Σήμερα αδερφέ είμαστε στην 4η θέση!!!!! Βαράτεεεεεεεεεεε!!!!!

Είσαι θρησκείααααα Είσαι Μαγείαααααα....
ΜΙΑ ΖΩΗ ΜΟΝΟ ΠΑΟΚ

eagle

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afou ftasame sti prwti selida tis mixanis anazitis , panw panw kala einai....

gia ti prwtia thelei polu xrono akoma.

SALPARADISE

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4οι είμαστε.

Αντε κάντε κάνα κλικ ακόμα... ::)

JamaicaN

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Check this link!


     http://www.humanupgrades.com/

    Go to:
    Human Upgrades > The Team > Anesthesiologists > Fourth Image  click  and
    read the text below

 8)


 :o @Capricorn auto einia re mlk as poume sobaro site etairias????????
Tha astieuontai  O0
Tous paw!!!

Hect0r

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Pedes....
afou kaneis den mas leei an fetos o PAOK:
 a)tha vrei ependiti
 b)tha kanei megales metagraffes
 g)tha vrei xrimata
 d)tha kleisei stin filaki autus pu prepei
 e)tha pulisei stis omades tis athinas ta neara talenta mas
 st)tha agwnistei sto Uefa

..... as rotisume ton theo.......
......distixos omos dn kserei ellinika......
..........as elpisume na gnorizei ti eine O PAOK.....

apla ena oreo ke asteio programma pu to vrika surfarontas.....
loipon sizitiste me ton theo ....

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

IronEagle

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Tou trabiksa kati mpinelikia sta germanika (na fantasteis mou apantouse germanika)
kai sto telos mou tin eipe ki'olas !!!   ;D  Oraia fasi !!!

Offline HOMO PAOKUS

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Ta parakato alh8ina:





Me:
 will paok save his soul?
God:
I think so.
Me:
 will paok qualify for UEFA CUP?
God:
Probably not.
Me:
 Will Danni Fernandez stay in PAOK?
God:
Does it really matter.
Me:
 Is Vezyrtzhs a decent man?
God:
Signs point to yes.  Ask  LeknorChat  if it is.
Me:
 who is LeknorChat
God:
 Leknorchat is an Instant Messaging AIML robot.
Me:
 when will PAOK win the championship?
God:
Maybe never.
Me:
 fuck you dirty gay-ros machine
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
 what is paok, do you know?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
 you should already know, what kind of god are you?
God:
Now I do.
Me:
 gate 4 of paradise, you know
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
 paok, of course
God:
It goes without saying.  Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
 poet is someone else, i am homo paokus
God:
I think  poet is a lot of things.
Me:
 poet is a member of our forum
God:
I think  poet is more than that.
Me:
 like?
God:
For example,  eukaryotes.
Me:
 pardon?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
 what do you mean?
God:
,  Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Me:
 god, do you speak greek?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 yes i know, but DO YOU SPEAK GREEK?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in  GREEK.
Me:
 PAOK S AGAPO KI OTAN 8A PE8ANO 8ELO TON DIKEFALO STON TAFO MOY EPANO
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
 O PAOKARA EXO TRELLA MES STO MYALO
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
 O 8EOS MAS EDOSE MYALO O PAOK MAS TO PHRE
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
  why did you give us brain though you knew PAOK would steal us that?
God:
Because my programming determined it.

ΠΑΟΚ ΚΑΙ ΞΕΡΟ ΨΩΜΙ

northeagle_4

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Homo εμενα μου απαντησε οτι θα παρουμε Ουεφα και Τσου Λου,για πρωταθλημα δεν ξερει oυτε την Σουπερλιγκ ;D
   Και στη κορυφαια ερωτηση "DO u believe in PAOK ???" απανταει "Yes I believe in  it, do you? " ;D

GeorgT

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Δειτε τη μου ο big boss:

Me:
 will paok win the supeleague
God:
It could happen.
Me:
 no it will happen
God:
Are you serious?  How?
Me:
 next year of course
God:
It goes without saying.  I can wait.  I am a very patient robot.
Me:
 do you now that paok is a religion
God:
Is that a fact.  I think  paok is more than that.
Me:
 and toupma are the church
God:
Are all  toupma  the church?
Me:
 toympa is one in the world man
God:
I think  toympa is a lot of things.
Me:
 right
God:
I am glad we agree.

Τελικα το ξερα, ΠΑΟΚ ειναι,  ;D ;D ;D

IronEagle

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Loipon, gia na antistrepso to idi "kako" klima me ta paidia pou exoume antilogo (den payei omos o PAOK na mas enonei), 8a prospa8eiso na kano ena bima gia simfiliosei para8etontas ena aplo internetiko paixnidi !!!

Etsi loipon, dino os "doro", to "doro" pou prosferei i parakato selida se osous kataferoun na perasoun to 3 level !!!  Eyxomai kali epityxia kai as einai auto i endieksi mou gia ena bima pros simfiliosi !!!

Loipon kali tixi se osous prosap8eisoun (me proto kai kalitero to filaraki kai mod tou forum ton @Billy) !!!
(Kalo 8a einai o ypologistis sas na exei anebasmeni tin "foni" gia na bo'i'8i8ite kai ixitika !!!)

www.lilili.net

Offline diegito4

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ironeagle an se eixa mprosta mou tha troges polla mpounidia re file.. :cwm23: ...me pethanes..akoma tremo kai gelao monos mou!!!

IronEagle

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Kai prin ligo milisa gia diabolous kai ekklisies kai 8imi8ika auto pou anakalipse enas pitsirikas stin Ameriki, antistrefontas apla ta kalanta !!! Balte na akousete to sataniko minima pou periexoun ta Xristougeniatika kalanta !!! 8a pa8ete plaka !!!

http://www.funny-games.biz/animations/42-jingle_bells_reversed.html

Offline diegito4

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OXI re file den to vazo!!!mia to ena mia to allo na poume!!!to vrady ypnovatis tha gino na psaxno min mpei kaneis sto spiti! :extralaugh: :extralaugh:

polaret

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Πω πω αδερφε μου τωρα εξηγουνται  ολα γι αυτο  εισαι τοσο αντιδραστικος  με αυτα που παιζεις ,καμια καρδια θα παθουμε προετοιμαζε μας τουλαχιστον

IronEagle

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....krima o @Billys mpike egrapse sto topic gia to sirial, kai bgeike !!!
Tzampa i prospa8eia mou na ksana-ginoume filarakia .....  :-[ 
Isos apo Deytera   :-\   !!!!

Loipon, gia na antistrepso to idi "kako" klima me ta paidia pou exoume antilogo (den payei omos o PAOK na mas enonei), 8a prospa8eiso na kano ena bima gia simfiliosei para8etontas ena aplo internetiko paixnidi !!!

Etsi loipon, dino os "doro", to "doro" pou prosferei i parakato selida se osous kataferoun na perasoun to 3 level !!!  Eyxomai kali epityxia kai as einai auto i endieksi mou gia ena bima pros simfiliosi !!!

Loipon kali tixi se osous prosap8eisoun (me proto kai kalitero to filaraki kai mod tou forum ton @Billy) !!!
(Kalo 8a einai o ypologistis sas na exei anebasmeni tin "foni" gia na bo'i'8i8ite kai ixitika !!!)

www.lilili.net

Offline Lennon_

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Mας βγ'αζει στην 5η θέση. αντε βαράτε :) :)
ΛΑΕ ΤΟΥ ΠΑΟΚ ΞΥΠΝΑ

Offline Dani -4-

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  Me:
 are you a PAOK fan?
God:
Am I a  PAOK fan?  Of course I am.
Χθες ήμουν ΠΑΟΚ, σήμερα είμαι ΠΑΟΚ και ό,τι στο διάολο κι αν γίνει αύριο πάλι ΠΑΟΚ θα 'μαι.

Offline Dani -4-

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ironeagle, file se ka8istw ypeu8unos pou tromaxe olh h geitonia me tis malakies sou 12 h wra to vrady ;D :)
Χθες ήμουν ΠΑΟΚ, σήμερα είμαι ΠΑΟΚ και ό,τι στο διάολο κι αν γίνει αύριο πάλι ΠΑΟΚ θα 'μαι.