Απόδειξη οτι οι Γυναίκες είναι κακές

[Kingnick]

Βασισμένη σε μαθηματικές σχέσεις

Πρώτα απ'όλα θέτουμε τη πρόταση ότι οι γυναίκες χρειάζονται χρόνο και χρήμα

Γυναίκες = Χρόνος * Χρήμα

Και, όπως όλοι ξέρουμε, ο χρόνος είναι χρήμα

Χρόνος = Χρήμα

Συνεπώς...

Γυναίκες = Χρήμα * Χρήμα = (Χρήμα)²

Και επειδή το χρήμα είναι η ρίζα του κακού

Χρήμα = √Κακό

Συνεπώς...

Γυναίκες = (√Κακό)²

Επομένως καταλήγουμε στο συμπέρασμα :

Γυναίκες = Κακό  

[glykeria4]

Diafwnw apolyta Kingnick !!!!!!!!!! 
Mallon pernas kamia erwtikh apogohteysh kai ta les ayta ....

[demis-g4]

oraios o sulogismos sou file mou.polu oraios...

[Kingnick]

Oxi glykeria..de pernaw erwtikh apogohteush...aplws opws eipe kai o demis-g4 o syllogismos einai wraios. 

Twra esy eisai gynaika kai logiko na diafwneis...alla ti na kanoume isxuei to PYR GYNH KAI THALASSA

[Davids-4-]

XAXAXA!

[alexisv]

Τελικά αληθεύει πως στην ζωή υπάρχει μαθηματική ακρίβεια για τα πάντα! 

Γλυκερία, πιστεύω πως αυτό το post σκοπό είχε να γελάσουμε λίγο και τίποτα παραπάνω.

Άρα, να μην σε θυμώνει. Γέλα και εσύ με το τι μπόρεσε και σκέφτηκε κάποιος.

[gigantas]

Poly kalo.

[glykeria4]

Kamia sxesh den thymwsa katholou..!
Analoga pws bebaia mporw na ftiaksw kai egw!
To thema einai tote...pou egw eimai meiopshfia edw kai
eseis pleiopshfia tha gelate opws egw twra?

[Londrezos]

Glukeritsa ftiakse esy kai wemeis yposxomaste oti 8a gelasoume....

[Messiah-4-]

Glykeritsa mou. distixos apo tin stigmi pou iparxei mathimatiki apodeiksi isxiei.. kai pali na min ipirxe pali tha isxie opote den se pernei na milas.. distixos.... apopsi mou einai oti iparxoun kai eksaireseis....... tou styl.. ama den exeis xrima.... den sinepagete gineka axaxaxaxaxaxa PAOK OLEO ME STIN ATHINA TIN POUTANA THA TO LEO

[maria-mtb]

Kamia sxesh den thymwsa katholou..!
Analoga pws bebaia mporw na ftiaksw kai egw!
To thema einai tote...pou egw eimai meiopshfia edw kai
eseis pleiopshfia tha gelate opws egw twra?

xmmmm...glukeria mia k ap'oti vlepw eimaste sto sunolo 2 edw mesa mono, prepei na lavoume ta metra mas, de nomizeis? na tous "ekpaideusoume" ligaki egyklopaidika... :09:

[Conan4]

Ejo to ksero kai to leo...OI JYNAIKES  EINAI PIO EKSYPNES KAI PIO OMORFES APO MAS TOUS VLAKES...TERMA!

*****emmm...kala ta ejrapsa manari? em, na sou pw, otan 8a er8o spiti...kai ama paw amesos kai aplosw ta rouxa...kai meta petaksw ta skoupidia...
8a filotimi8eis na mou kaneis (estw san peritrani eksairesi...) kana ayjo vrasto?************

[glykeria4]

Hahahahahahahahahaha Exeis piasei to nohma Conan o Kimmerios!
Ayto einai to koumpi mias gynaikas!Kane pws eisai thetikos ws pros to na kaneis
douleies ,,,ws pros to na thn phgaineis gia pswnia kai na mhn ths xalas xathri ...
kai meta xali na thn pathseis!Fysika prepei na koubalas kai tis sakoules me pswnia! 
Ektos bebaia kai an peseis se gynaika pou noiazetai perissotero gia alles askies peran tou xrhmatos
kai tou shopping
Londrezos epifylassomai kai tha epistrepsw me apanthsh panw se ayto to post!na thymasai ayto pou eipes!
Tha gelasete

[glykeria4]

Loipon etsi gia na kserete , oi gynaikes den einai kakes apla einai apaithtikes synithws
kai eseis skate pou den mporeite na tis prolabete se ola ayta pou theloun!
parathetw parakatw ta ekshs san gynaika gia na mathete pws na mas
kanete eytyxismenes

Apla kathikonta :
Strwneis to krebati : +1 pontos
Strwneis to krebati xwris ta diakosmhtika maksilaria : 0 pontous
petas to kalymma tou krebatiou panw se astrwta sentonia -1 pontous
Afhneis to kathisma ths lekanhs orthio -5 pontous
Pas eksw na agoraseis serbietes +5 pontous
Gyrizeis pisw me mpyres -5 pontous
Elegxeis ena ypopto thorybo th nyxta +1 pontos
Elegxeis ena ypopto thorybo kai einai kati +5 pontous
To eksoudeterwneis me to psalidi +10 pontous
Einai to gataki tou spitiou -10 pontous

genethlia
Thn bgazeis eksw gia deipno +1 pontous
Einai magazi tou supersport kai paizei Paok ( edw egw proswpika bazw 80 pontous! oi alles gynaikes mallon mporeite na fadasteite!)


Fysikh katastash
Exeis mpyrokoilia -15 pontous
exeis mpyrokoilia kai gymnazesai na thn ksefortwtheis +10 pontous
exeis mpyrokoilia kai les den peirazei exeis kai esy - 80 pontous

Akous deixnontas problhmatismenos 0 pontous
Akous gia 30 lepta +50 pontous
xwris na koitas tv +1000 pontous
Katalabainei oti se phre o ypnos -8000 pontous


Telos etsi gia na zhleyete :
mia gynaika :
1 den xanei mhnes apo th zwh ths se stratiwtikh thiteia..
2 exei perissoteres epiloges sta rouxa kai genika sth moda
3briskeis eykola tairi afou o antras einai aytos pou tha sou thn pesei..
4 akoma kai an einai xalia me ligo makigiaz ginetai koukla..
5 den tha meinei falakrh
6 Den trwei porta se magazia akoma kai an einai monh
7 den anhsyxei gia ta gennhtika ths organa
8 den katoyraei straba kai den brwmizei olo ton xwro gyrw ths!!
9otan erethizetai den foabatai mhn ginei rezili logw fouskwmatos sto rouxo 
10 Einai sigourh oti to paidi einai diko ths
11 den prepei na ksyrizetai kathe mera
12 den foabatai na klapsei
13 o ydrayrlikos th xrewnei ligotera
14 Stis eksodous panta pkhrwneis ligotera
15 mporei na foraei oti kai oi antres!to antiteto den isxyei!
16 Dikaioutai adeia kai epidoma egymosynhs
17 Pairnei polla dwra
18Diathetei kati polytimo! diaisthish!
19 Otan xwriseis pairneis ektos apo to paidi kai diatrofh
20 h thea ths omorfias htan gynaika
21 Blepoun th xara ths mhtrothtas!
22 Xwris tis gynaikes den tha yphrxate kai eseis!Mia gynaika sas gennhse olous
23Wrimazoun pio grhgora
24 Den einai tyxaio oti oi lekseis agaph kai zwh einai genous thylikou!
25 O theos peiramatistike me ton antra kai ekane to beltiwmeno montelo thn gynaika!
26 oles oi gynaikes pshles kontes omorfes asxhmes adynates xontres  kryboun mesa tous mia mageia pou oi antres den prokeitai na katalaboun pote!
27 Telos einai poly perissoteres kai an apofasizan na eksousiasoun  tous antres tha mporousan eykola na kyriarxhsoun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Molis anoiksa polemo h mou fainetai

[alessandro4]

mia xara ta les, alla to point system poy xrisimopoithikes einai diablito glykeritsa:

giati  oi kalyteroi pontoi einai aftoi poy mpainoyn stoys aifnidiasmous! 

[Saltapidas]

27 Telos einai poly perissoteres kai an apofasizan na eksousiasoun  tous antres tha mporousan eykola na kyriarxhsoun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

28.Exete xoumor otan thelete 

[glykeria4]

Alessandro,
exei na kanei kai me thn gynaika....
To point system paizei loipon...
Apla eprepe epigontws na apanthsw sto prwto post pou einai
tou Kingnic
 
 

[alessandro4]

kai poly kala ekanes!

fysika kai oles oi gynaikes den exoyn ton idio xaraktira  (gia  ayto  kai  xanoume xronia mexri na sas katalaboume!)
alla molis sas katalaboume nomizo pos meta oi aifnidasmoi einai apanotoi!

paradeigmatos xari: to agori sou xexna ta gennethlia sou,   girizei spiti kai tin ora poy eiste ston kanape kai me pono psyxis eisai etoimi na toy to thymiseis ,apokoimietai!  sto point system to proto nomizo prepei na einai aitia polemou (40.000 pontoi) kai to deytero 8000 pontoi= 48000 pontoi.  me poli prosoxi tha elega pos gia na anatrepsei tin katastasi tha ithele 48000 meres mono kai mono an estrone kathe mera to krebati gia na epanothrosei.   
kai ekei poy tin alli mera eisai tourmpo, sou fernei dyo eisitira na pate na deite ton paok sto eyropaiko stin ollandia gia ena triimero.  (ypothesa ena xtypito adynato simeio giati den xero ta alla!).  pes mou tora posous arnitikous pontous tha xreiastei gia na toy xanathymoseis?  pisteyo gia arketes meres!   

tora tha moy peis kala ama ftaseis ekei ti na to kaneis ,alla 1) oi malakies PLIRONONTAI! (as prosexes diladi)   kai 2) kata bathos yparxoyn kai poio eykola pragmata gia na apodeixeis oti noiazesai ,eytixos na leme.

kai basika poly xairomaste pou eiste etsi ,kai mas talaiporeite.   to mystiko nomizo einai na nomizete pos mas kanete oti thelete , eno kanoume emeis oti theloume.   

[glykeria4]

Alessandro 
 
blepw pws to exeis filosofhsei to thema kai genika meses akres exeis katalabei polla( prepei na se katharisoume kanonika )
Oso gia to eishthrio proswpika oxi mono tha ta ksexnousa ola...Gia kana mhna meta tha hmoun meli gala logika
kai fysika tha tou ekana ola ta xathria kai tha hmoun gatoula sthn kyrioleksia mexri na me paei ollandia! Meta blepoume
Oso gia ta genethlia pote den prosblithika an ta ksexnouse kapoios!
Tha ginomoun omws pyr kai mania an px mou elege: ksereis exoume epeteio h kati allo..mhn pas sto ghpedo!
Alla eipame!oles oi gynaikes den einai idies...kai opoios mpleksei me kamia mysthria ...apla as prosexe!

[glykeria4]

to mystiko nomizo einai na nomizete pos mas kanete oti thelete , eno kanoume emeis oti theloume.   happy

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Oso gia ayto edw nomizw fainetai poios trefei aytapates