How to dismantle P.A.O.K.'S ATOMIC BOMB

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1. If PAOK plays as guest, don't be sure that he'll get the victory, not even a tie score. It's more likely to order a pizza and have it brought to you by Scarlett Johanson... So order a pizza better. If the chick don't come, at least you 'll not be hungry.

2. Kill these annoying voices that live in your head. Kill them when they try to convince you about how to see things that seems already clear, in a different and wrong way, in order to make you forget the past which shows you the truth. Recall how many times they have tricked you. It is more likely to listen a politician or journalist and believe what they says to you.
So it's better to confuse your self on will, by simply watching the news on tv.

3. Work it well in your head. You 'll see 11 players walking and scratching their “balls”, not 11 players that gives their soul for the win. No, they will not be resurrected today, they are going to be the same players you know all this time. You have more chances to take the underground tomorrow from Aristotelous square, than to see Balafas playing with courage. So go for a walk and try to get used to it. It's better for health anyway.

4. Don’t be stupid, don't bet a single cent on the win of your team. You have more chances to get your money by betting on Portsmouth's win against Manchester United, at Manchester or Karlsruhe's win against Bayern Munich, at Munich, both from the half time.
So bet the above, plus Panionios to win as a standard, to get “crazy” money and buy many shares of PAOK.

5. If you are going to be inside Toumpa stadium, turn your back to the pitch and give a hug to the brother that stands beside you. Your madness will be the only hope to make new young P.A.O.K. supporters in “havouza(nickname for Athens)”, not the circus that seams like PAOK team because of the colour of the wearing.
So relax, and teach how P.A.O.K supporters should be and nothing else except that.

6. Don’t speak loud about your possible utopian optimism to others, because you are going to be the reason for health faults on people who are sensitive and prone to cardiac arrests, stroke, neurological, etc.
So just worry about your self and do not start doing hobbies that you like the most, such as sending sms in radio stations, posting in forum etc.

7. Don't think generally about the present and the future, that offer you nothing today, only think about the past. The future, because all it does is make you impatient to live your P.A.O.K. dreams, the present because it only offers you anguish and anxiety that these dreams will never come true. So ponder the past and the gutter you were in. This will provide you with relief and joy.

8. Do not misunderstand a possible inclusion of Charalambous in the starting line-up by the coach. Our coach is not blind. He just heard during his previous spell in Greece about the custom of kite flying, he obviously liked it and probably wants to honour it. That's why you should give the message to the administration so that they ask for usage of a multi-coloured ball, at least for the kids to enjoy themselves. Also, persuade them that once more, a player of P.A.O.K. received the award for the kite.

9. Good planning works wonders. Do not leave yourself at the mercy of the result. Just think about how many weekends you actually lost this year because you were caught unprepared for the disgrace of the team and couldn’t recover before Sunday lunch.
So, arrange your schedule before the match. Tell some friends of yours who have nothing to do with football to come and take you out by force at 21:10 or arrange a party that starts at 21:10 or plan it so that your girlfriend comes over wearing only the absolutely necessary items of clothing (don’t ask why all these things at 21:10... 20 minutes of swearing and bad language I think is enough to release all your insides), if you are married arrange with your wife to hide all the crystals in advance, arrange to put the children to bed early so that they wake up to play with you at 9, watch Lazopoulos to laugh a little (I hope that you don’t watch him on Tuesday when there are other “comedies” in Europe)... at any rate, get organized!

10. For advanced users. Set the video recording the match while you are enjoying your cappuccino in the beautiful beach, reaching out for the tender hand that's stretching out to you with love while making your own dreams that have no end. Take a walk to your favourite bar, listen to your favourite music, watch the others and, if you can handle it, stay up and party all night! When you feel ready, send a sms to a four-digit bet number or when you get home, turn on the tv and check the teletext for the final score on 366. Depending on the result, press play or rec to record the documentary about sea elephants and keep something worthwhile in your DVD collection.

PAOKCURE (translated by CLUB LARISA, Dani and King)